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Entertaining things to do after you’ve been to the dentist:

• Attempt to drink a hot cup of tea through just one side of your mouth.
• Chew a hot-cross bun, with no feeling across most of your biting surface.
• Talk to anyone.

I popped into Tesco on the way back - I must have looked like a stroke victim to the girl at the checkout.  At least I wasn’t dribbling on myself.  Well I don’t think I was.

All this fun for just a hundred and forty quid - bargain!