Last night I played a (poor) game of tennis and hit the gym. Today I am doing my best to balance this healthy behaviour by eating mostly twiglets and jaffa cakes. I consider it my responsibility to bring balance to the universe in this way. You’ll thank me when we don’t implode when the universe annhiliates itself to bring order to the cosmos.
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yo lardy lard arse. anyway who has been motivating you into playing tennis then?
I say why not eat jaffa cakes whilst hitting the gym? or alternatively, try using them as a squash ball - might make an interesting game albit a very silly one!
As a combination of Jaffa Cakes and Twiglets actually covers all major food groups, to me that is just an add on to your new healthy life style. As you know, Twiglets are low fat and Jaffa Cakes contain Vitamin C. Probably.